How would you react if you woke up one morning and had turned into a goose?

lay an egg out of shock

start chasing all my enemies down and biting their ankles

I would buy a bowtie and become a young sheldon goose

Quote from HwaGoose

That happens every single morning for me.

I will run as fast as I can to the Green party's nearest office

I'd honk

HONK A LOT

harvest all my golden eggs until someone reverses the curse and then sell them

I'd be late for flying South. honk honk

Quote from HwaGoose

That happens every single morning for me.

the question is what you when you go to sleep???

I would be chasing ducks.