Another random one, but while I was looking for stuff, I found out how funny some parts of my fanfics sound out of context, even though some also sound funny with context.
"Enjoy your freaking orange juice, you enemy." Chanyeol says and slams the front door.
"Don't disturb my bread." Jaehyun says and takes another bite of the bread.
"But Taeyong, I like pineapple pizza."
Lee Soo Man grabs the back of his neck like an ahjumma.
The weather is being as hot as Wonho and as dry as a desert.
He smiles because he is being compared to the best ogre in the world.
"This guy sure loves delivering pizza." the boss says to himself. "and why does this goose always order pineapple pizza?"
"I hope I get a sixpack after this class." Johnny says.
"Oh no, has my stepmother turned me into a swan?" He asks himself surprised, until he realizes. "Wait a minute, I don't even have a stepmother."
"Do you remember when we were playing dare at his birthday party, and he dared Yuta to lick Johnny's elbow?"
Hyunjin's cheek turn as pink as Yeonjun's mullet.
Seoho ribbits startled.
"What?" Shrek is shrook. "But are you not dating Changbin?"
His cheeks turn as pink as his nipples and he smiles.
"I love you, my beautiful potato." he says.
"Which movie?" he asks, hoping that it isn't a Shrek movie.
"A boyfriend wouldn't be chewing your shoes."
"Yuck, mint chocolate." Seonghwa says disgusted, before he goes to his room to put on a shirt.
"Well... geese are freaking evil creatures"
