Can we find out when I will get a girlfriend by using math?

I need a girlfriend, but:

Can we find out when I will get a girlfriend by using math? The numbers would be the ages of my maternal grandparents when they gave birth to my mother, the ages of my paternal grandparents when they gave birth to my father, and the ages of my parents when they gave birth to my eldest brother.

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In a way, yes, in the sense that the longer you use math the further away it will be.

Why so?

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same week as me for sure for sure

Imagine if we find our soulmate on the same week, at the same day of the week lol.

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same week as me for sure for sure

I love your profile pic btw.

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very good

im aiming for next year though, if you're willing to wait

Yeah I'm willing to wait, but I won't find my soulmate next year.

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well you dont have faith in me

I stay at home. Staying at home is not going to help me find my soulmate.

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well you dont have faith in me

Staying at home is good for lowering my risk of getting covid for sure. And that's a good thing. Thousands of covid cases in the past 2 weeks where I live according to Google.

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well you already know all your calculations will lead to zero if you do that

But my chances of surviving are greater due to staying at home because of the thousands of COVID cases in my community.

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You know how they say a watched kettle never boils? Trying to find an equation for when you will get a girlfriend works approximately the same way.

Is that a sloth on the right side on your .gif signature?

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It's not my sig, but yes it's a sloth. The movie is Zootopia!

Did you steal the sig from someone? lol i won't tell if you did

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Nope! Are you saying you're a sloth btw? LMAO

LOL NO. How did you get the sig if you didn't steal it?