Top 10 Kpop Industry cliches

10. Allkpop Troll Threads:

BTS declined. Blackpink declined. Twice declined. BigBang paved the way for BTS. 2NE1 paved the way for Blackpink. SNSD paved the way for Twice. BTS is overrated. Blackpink is overrated. Twice is overrated.

9. Kpop Reaction Videos:

We get it. This song is THE BEST SONG EVER. Then you turn off your camera and scream WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT SHIT? Kpop keeping youtubers bills paid more than social security does for your grandparents.

8. Kpop Dance Covers:

That's cute. Yall can dance real good. But you know who dances better? The actual group that you're covering. Why watch your cover that you dropped 2 days after the song came out when I can watch the actual group who's been practicing it for 6 months do it instead?

7. Unpopular kpop Opinion Videos:

Everything you just said is popular. Bye.

6. Plagiarism:

By this point I've realized kpop goes out of their way every single time for a controversy. It's done on purpose you knuckleheads. Kpop needs controversy to stay relevant. The industry knows you aren't here for the music. You aren't even here anymore for the visuals. You are here for the drama.

5. Twice Comebacks:

Twice is the best selling kpop girl group of all time for a reason. 500 albums! Give every group 500 albums and the gap will be a lot smaller. Oh Twice is coming back?? No shit. Twice comes back as often as I get a pay check. Every two weeks.

4. Blackpink Comebacks:

Jisoo and Rose sing in slow motion while Jennie and Lisa go off on the rap verses. Lots of noise. Lots of drums. Lots of insanity. Blackpink is back bitches and hoez!!!!!!

3. f(x) Existence Erasure:

First group to combine cute, quirky, and girl crush into one flawless package. Music so unconventional it actually works. Drop a prime f(x) into the middle of 4th gen and watch them run away with the industry. f(x) existed and mattered!

2. Kpop broken records:

Records are made to be broken but come the hell on. Every other day I see an article about how this group broke that groups record in half the time. Thos proves the records weren't impressive to begin with if they can be broke in 24 hours by a rookie group. You want a real record? Roger Maris. 61.

1. Kpop itself:

Kpop. It is what it is. You know what you're signing up for at this point. Its kpop. KPOP.