Nayeon - because she's a bunny. No more explanation needed.
Jeongyeon - because she's our jokester, crackhead and prankster
Sana - because a cheerful little hamster (even though it's a squirrel, it still looks like a hamster)
Jihyo - because she's Boss Jihyo. That's why.
Mina - Because she's really shy and quiet sometimes but also really cute.
Because she's in her own little world sometimes...
Dahyun - She loves making jokes but calmer than Jeongyeon...sometimes.
Because someone needs to call the exorcist with her odd talent
Chaeyoung - We must protect this baby at all costs
Tzuyu - She just likes to sit back and watch the craziness of her unnies sometimes...
She's hiding that she's also a crack member too kind of sus like a true maknae...
JYP: because they keep milking Once
ONCE: Because we're always excited
Because we are always killed by their beauty
Because we're always rushing to buy a new album
Because we're mostly broke