Why don't idols ever sneeze in the middle of a performance?

It's hayfever season rn so I've basically been dying for the last month. But as I reached out my hand, to aquaint my nose with its 47th tissue, a sudden though arrived in my head? Why don't idols ever sneeze during performances? It's impossible that no idol has ever sneezed in the middle of a note. No hechuus, no achoos, no chuus, no HAAACHOOOs. How is that possible? Are there no idols with hayfever? No idol finds them self in a constant battle with dust and mother nature? If so, the lack of hayfebie representation is truly scandalous. How are you supposed to be an idol for everyone if you don't find yourself in a constant battle with grass. And on the topic of grass, STOP SAYING TOUCH GRASS, IT'S OFFENSIVE TO ALL HAYFEBIES. ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT I SHOULD RUB MYSELF IN THE GAMETES OF PLANTS? What was all that photosynthesis for if you were just gonna shoot your plant sperm up my nostrils? Don't you want to produce offspring, plant? The pandafication of plants. You know what has pandas? We bare bears? Who was in we bare bears? Monsta X. Bunch of buff dudes. You know who else is buff? Namjoon. Namjoon is to blame. Namjoon now you have to use that high iq of yours to explain why idols don't sneeze when performing

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I don't know what I just read, but it was funny.

I honestly have no idea how I managed to get back on topic to the thread question after all of that. I'm kinda impressed with myself, I should share this with my English teacher

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taehyung was coughing a lot during their recent concert in korea

he told us its because the dust was very high that day

So dust is effective but not pollen? I see, I see...

Idols must have some kind of plant sperm protection, interesting

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People that derail threads need to take notes from you honestly (no offense). I think your English teacher would be very proud of you.

Maybe I should find a job in thread derailing... I can derail the thread but make it so I still respond to the topic of the thread in an utterly confusing way, they'll never catch me then

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i think they do but camera directors dont show them

But when it's live and they have mics on, won't it catch the sneeze? And what about hiccups, how are they avoiding them? Are they

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Have I confuzled you

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Intriguing... it seems that the creator of this video has investigated and now has inside info on the sneezing practices of the idol industry...

I shall have to contact them somehow so they can share their studies and we can reach a conclusion