Posts by HwaGoose

very poetic lyricist

Quote from JiminieKookie

99% of the fanfics I read begun with: celebrity A is suddenly gay and celebrity B is gay too for no reason

Celebrity A: Oh darn, Celebrity B looks so hot when he is shirtless. Am I gay? No, I'm not gay. Or am I?

*few days later*

Celebrity A: He made my heart flutter when he helped me yesterday. Oh darn, and he has such a wonderful smile. I have never felt like this for a guy. Am I gay?

*a moment later*

Celebrity A: He accidently touched my hand and made me blush. I must be gay. Yes, I am gay.

*two months later*

Celebrity A: Celebrity B, I have never told you this, but I have a crush on you.

Celebrity B: Oh really? I have a crush on you too.

Celebrity A:

Celebrity B: Now shall we secretly date?

Celebrity A: Y... yes.

Kim Y/N is just an ordinary girl, who goes to high school.

But the high school is a living nightmare for her because she is bullied by the boiling hot bad boy Jungkook, who has a lot of tattoos, wears black clothes and rides a motorcycle.

She doesn't know why he keeps bullying her and calling her a "rotten avocado" most of the time.

And she dislikes him a lot.

Then one evening, she and her best friend, Jisoo, are partying at Jackson's house.

Then she is on her way home from the party, and there is a gang of bad men, who walk towards her and want to hurt her.

"Leave her alone." she hears someone say.

It is Jungkook.

"Oh no, it's the mafia boss from the BTS mafia gang." one of them says, shivering in fear.

And then Jungkook beats all of these men up.

Y/N is shook.

She can't believe her bully just saved her life.

And then he tells her "Be more careful next time." and then says "It's not because I like you or anything, you rotten avocado."

"You... you're a mafia boss?" Y/N asks.

"Yes, but don't tell anyone or else." he responds.

And then next day, he keeps bullying her and acting cold.

One day, he is outside of her house.

"Y/N, you're in danger." he says.

"What?" she says.

"Our rival gang is planning on kidnapping you." he says. "They know where you live."

And then Jungkook takes her to a secret hiding place, which is Jin's house.

"You have to stay here until they stop looking for you."

One day, Jungkook is injured and has a wound on his arm.

Y/N gets the first aid kit and puts a bandage around his arm.

"I have never told you this." he says. "But you make my heart flutter."

She is shook.

"I was an orphan and had a bad childhood, so I didn't know how to express love." he says. "I bullied you because I love you, Y/N."

And then Y/N's heart starts fluttering.

Jungkook leans in for a kiss and Y/N lets him kiss her lips. (and the reader starts blushing and screaming in front of their computer or iPhone or whatever.)

Okay, I don't think I have read that many fanfics.
And this fanfic was a bit based on one fanfic, I have read.

Quote from ellenote

Maybe I should communicate in baby language? goo goo ga ga?

I'm getting a "Wooyoung kku kuu kka kka" flashback.

Quote from ultraaviolet

I like milfs

I can imagine seeing you in a MILF Hunter shirt.

Quote from aznboy-x2

Deja Vu era right , I play Superstar ATEEZ so I know

yeah I kinda hate myself due to not think faster when I made my fanfiction

Kind of, it is the concept photos for Eternal Sunshine.

Quote from ultraaviolet

THE OTHERS ARE HOT TOO....let's compromise SACANDAVIAN PRISON!!!!!

https://www.theatlantic.com/in…sons-are-superior/279949/

*giggles in Viking language, even though I haven't seen my country's prison*

Quote from ellenote

JUST GIGGLE...TEE HEE.

Quote from aznboy-x2

Is that the REGULAR NON M I L * and busty mommy divorcee Park Seong-hwa

I love and hate reddit so much lmao

I hate so much for typing this out

Yup

Would you date WinWin?

I don't know if he is still hunting for MILFs.

I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

Quote from bobsyouruncle

oh

you were being serious

Yup LOL

Quote from zuzuhhaa

that's the joke...

Well... you fooled me lol

Sometimes I can't tell when someone is joking or being serious.

Uhm... it got censored...

because I'm impatient for "Goosebumps" to come out.

Adele is my favourite kpop artist.

Allkpop news always tell the truth.

Seoho is going to replace the sun.

He might replace the moon next.

Quote from ripia

cant tell if that is a boy or girl

It's a stunning angel

Not what I expected... oh my goodness :shyy:

Or would you consider yourself one?

Well... I don't think I'm a music expert.

I do enjoy listening to music. (I don't know, who doesn't?)

I don't think I'm an expert in anything.

Well... I do often read books. (both non-fiction and fiction)

And sometimes have wanted to study language and literature, but I wouldn't call myself "language expert" or "literature expert"

But not everyone needs to be an expert.

I guess what I would consider a music expert is someone, who knows much about:

• the history of music (and also the history about some of the different genres)
• some of the classical composers
• instruments (probably also know how to play at least 3 of them)

Perhaps also has a PhD in music and has studied about it in school. (and gone to some music school)

I feel like some songwriters, singers, composers, musicians etc... are music experts.

And then there are also music teachers and vocal coaches, who I feel might be considered music expert.

Well... I can play the piano kind of, but I don't think I have played the piano this year.

I did learn how to play the piano in a music school. (even though I kind of knew how to play it, before I learned.)

My piano skills haven't improved though and I'm not a "piano expert".

I do know how to play some songs on the piano, including the "tango" song that I learned there.

I'm kind of good at singing, or at least, I have been told many times "Wow, you're such a good singer.", and I don't feel like they are being sarcastic or anything, when they say it.

I have sometimes had thoughts about becoming a singer, but I would rather be just a lyricist than a singer.

Well... I don't think I would be good at composing, so I would rather be writing lyrics.

I often write poems and I know that some poems have turned into songs.

I remember when an author was visiting my school and told us that two of her poems had turned into songs. (she has also written lyrics for some songs by a very famous singer from our country.)

Well... and when I talk about songs, I don't always know how to talk about them.

Like I guess the way that I talk about some songs, you can tell that I'm not a music expert. (or a music reviewer)

But the way I talk about them is mostly "I like this song and the chorus is really catchy" (like I mostly talk about how I personally feel about the song)

Like the way I talk about "Inception" by ATEEZ is kind of like this:

A song I fell in love with at first listen.

I literally was like "I'm in love"

The "꿈에 살아" part gives me goosebumps.

I interpret this song as being about first one-sided love.

An expert would probably talk like this:

Inception is an urban-style EDM song, which combines softness and intensity.

It expresses the longing for an unattainable being as if one had a dream in a dream.

The song's narrative is developed along with an emotional melody on a strong beat, which highlights their emotional lines that express it delicately.

You can feel the boyishness of the dreamy and sentimental members that have never been seen before.

(Okay, this was based on what KQ said about it)

I don't think I can always tell what genre a song is. (I mean there are times when it is less obvious for me.)

And sometimes I think I have trouble explaining a song.

Like I have said that Promise by ATEEZ has a "summery melody" and that The Boyz's "Kingdom Come" sounds "latin".

Yup, I'm not a music expert.