What is the most ridiculous title for a Western song?

I can only think of "If You Believe In Eating Meat Start With Your Dog" which is the title of a song by a punk band in my country.

From what I know/remember (some are meme songs or ended up as meme songs) + If title is in German, I'm giving you a tranlation edit: many of these are German meme songs, bye

• Tight Pants / Body Rolls
• I'm Not Gay
• It's OK To Be Gay
• Shut Up (and Sleep with me)
• Mief (= A word for "bad smell") -> that song describes a smelly guy that is in love with a girl but she rejects him for how smelly he is so he tells her he can even have other girls who don't care for his smell, since he didn't showered
• Der Nippel (= The nipple) -> it's not about the boob one, but more based on the experience of opening a can on the pul tab
• Ich bin ein Döner (= I am a kebap)
• Saufen, morgen, mittags, abends (=drinking, morning, noon, evening / disclaimer: "saufen" is a slangterm for heavy drinking on alcohl)
• Zehn Nackte Frisösen ( = ten nacked female hairdresser)
• Chicken Song (why does this one got 2.2 billion views on YT? IDK)
• Chicken Yodeling
• Chicken Attack
• Homo Dance -> It's not what you think, the song is based on a guy inventing a dance in hope to impress a girl but once the whole dancefloor is dancing his new dance, he figures the girl he likes has a boyfriend and so the dance was made for nothing - also it's a German song
• Hawaii Toast Song -> yep a song based on one of the most random but most iconic dishes created in Germany
• The Hamster Dance
• The Muffin Song -> if you know, you know
• It's Corn
• Beep Beep I'm A Sheep -> If you know, you know
• Dumb Ways To Die
• There's A Cat Licking Your Birthday Cake
• It's Raining Tacos
• Pink Fluffy Unicorns
• Männer sind Schweine ( = Men are pigs) -> the irony is, that the song was sung by a male band
• Claudia hat nen Schäferhund (= Claudia has a German shepherd dog) -> do not listen to it and try to google the translations or else you will be freaked out, plus do not even listen to the other songs that continue the story
• Retet die Wale (= Save the whales) -> Funny enough, the band who made this song, also released a Japanese version of that song
• Mein Bizeps brennt ( = My biceps is burning)
• Eiweiß ohne Schweinefleisch (= protein without pork)
• Skrr Skrr
• Dreh den Swag auf (= Turn up the swag)
• 2pac wurde erschossen (= 2pac was shot dead)
• I like to hear a yodel
• Jede Zelle in meinem Körper ist Glücklich ( = every cell in my body is happy)
• Denn ich dance mit den Gänse (= cause I dance with the gees)
• Nüsse sinf Gesund ( = Nuts are healthy)
• Gucci Gucci Gucci Nike Nike Nike Dior Dior
• Wo ist meine Mama (= where is my mom)
• Ich hab mir in die Hosn geschissn (= I pooped my pants)

I forgot a masterpiece of German music

There is indead a song called

"Our Bassplayer hates this song" and it's a political and social critical song

yep

More songs I need to ad

• Wann hört der Schmerz auf (= When does my suffering end)
• Chemie Chemie ya (= chemestry chemestry ya)
• Alexa Gib Mir Mein Geld Zurück! (= Alexa give me back my money!) -> As you may guessed it, it's About Amazon Alexa
• Thi is what falling in love feels like
• This is how heartbreeak feels like
• This is what sadness feels like
• This is how falling out of love feels like
• This is what losing someone feels like
• Cut my Fingers Off
• Happy f***ing birthday
• Sad Girl Shit
• Want This Beer
• Million Billion Trillion
• I wish I had a God
• Lied mit Ziege (= Song with (a) Goat)
• Bus Station Poetry
• I Hate Springsteen
• Bauch Beine Po (= Belly, legs, butt)
• Verwandschaftstreffen (= meeting with the realtives)
• Bauchnabelpiercing (= Belly button piercing)
• Otaku Hot Girl
• icantbelivethatyougetaway
• I Smoked Away My Brain
• We're all eating eachother
• Unsweetened Lemonade
• Naked and Alive