If it is a boy cockroach, then I would name him Gregor Samsa. (or maybe Franz)
If it is a girl, I would name her Grete or Greta.
And if I'm really unsure whether it is a boy or a girl, then just Kafka.
You might think that this thread is weird.
But at least, I didn't date a cockroach and name it Lisa.
Because why the heck would you name a cockroach Lisa??? I don't think that name is very suited for a cockroach.
