Whats the most odd thing that recently happend to you ?
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A breadcrumb got stuck in my windpipe the other day and I suffered a very public, very violent coughing fit that saw me retching into a bush and ultimately fracturing a rib before the breadcrumb came flying back out.
It was so embarrassing that I'm still considering moving to another country under a new name.
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ultimately fracturing a rib
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bread!!! danger to us all
if the carbs don't get ya the choking and rib fracturing will!!!
let me guess bread is off the menu at your wedding? lol
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There were a lot of known (and expected), unknown (and revealed), and newborn birthdays in July all month. Most in my family, but some from random "influencers" I follow. Saw a few rainbows in the middle of the month and my friend told me to play the lottery lol.
Then right after I forgot all that happened, Facebook showed me 4 back to back birthdays trailing into August. I only have 49 Facebook friends so I wasn't expecting that.
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bread!!! danger to us all
if the carbs don't get ya the choking and rib fracturing will!!!
let me guess bread is off the menu at your wedding? lol
A least the melonpan variety that was behind this vile attempt on my life is.
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A least the melonpan variety that was behind this vile attempt on my life is.
keep your starches close and your melonpans closer!!!
gotta keep an eye out my friend for the next attempt on your life
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