I don't know how and I don't know when
but I'll convince them to donate to me amen
through religion, coercion, annoyance or perseverance
I'll beguile them with my charming appearance
right now I've manage to con(vince) two
Don't worry I'm sure the others will come through
Minimum of 10 akorns I'll accept no less
Stay tuned I'll update you on my progress