History books recorded how bighit became the evil boss HYBE and ended the reign of evil big 3 in kop
Now they send their new weapon pepe jeans to test gg waters and they slayed everyone they popped the pop, tied sneakers, took a hate dive and ended mono sodium glutame.
Hybe: * Happy evil screeching
Since hybe rose to power and took over kpop evil Big3 suffered like no one else and it seemed like no other act can put up a fight against them 
*Somewhere in jeju island cave
Former trio of evil SM YG & JYP is meeting
*incoherent noices
"he's mocking us again gg is my turf"
"shutup you lost that charm ages ago"
"I heard they are going on a hiatus this is our chance"
*At the centre of cave there's a huge clown statue three silhouettes bowed down to it and offered their respects
SM: I managed to hit their achiellies heal with military excemption rumors now they won't get it
Yg: you sure? my sources say something else
JYP: I made organic cafe and my cult send street kidz to end their text services
YG: Did they end it?
JYP: They're trying
YG: *sigh Not happenning
Jyp: yeah why don't you send your treasure then
YG: ........
SM: stop it guys If we fight among ourselves we wont beat hybe
YG: You send aespa against me
Sm: They flopped
Yg: I know No one can stand My champion
SM: Exactly!! send them, we can settle our score after defeating Hype
Yg: Champion's not ready I need more time
Jyp: I can send my girlies 
SM & YG : * after a minute of silence 
JYP: I'm gonna send them 
SM: wake them up from their slumber, it's time
YG: *sigh we don't have a choice
JYP: I'm sending my girls 
SM & YG: ****** fine! whatever
... it got me
