Who would win this imaginary show?

    For some reason, there is now a US-based competition show for 4th gen kpop groups. Don't question it. And for some reason, it also manages to gain a lot of traction among people in the US—not just kpop fans. In fact it's going to be many viewers' first serious exposition to kpop. Again, don't question it...


    So, the competing groups are:

    BG: Stray Kids, TXT, Ateez, Enhypen, Treasure, The Boyz + whoever you want to add!

    GG: Aespa, Itzy, (G)I-DLE, STAYC, IVE, Lesserafim + whoever you want to add!


    Groups perform in a huge stadium (do. not. question. it.) and the show is also broadcasted on TV and Youtube. (Assume the camerawork is stellar and doesn't get in the way of viewers' enjoyment.)


    The groups do the following on stage, in any order:

    • Introduce themselves for 5 minutes.
    • Perform for 40 minutes at most, 20 minutes at least.
    • Talk about their music, what being an idol means to them, for 10 to 30 minutes.
    • Variety segment which can involve anything from funny games to showing off skills; 10 to 30 minutes.
    • Q&A session, 10 to 30 minutes.


    Rules:

    • Every group is introduced with a 2 minute long video before they come on stage. This can set the mood, be simple eye candy that shows the members' visuals, something more meaningful, etc.
    • Only singing live (low backtrack is allowed) and lipsyncing to the studio track are allowed; LAR is not. (Therefore the viewers won't get confused whether a group is singing live or not.)
    • Groups are provided with translators for all talking segments (but they can also translate themselves).
    • The viewers are provided with accurate translations of the lyrics.
    • Props are allowed, up to 10 backup dancers are allowed.
    • Since the event is sponsored by Kraft Foods, every group must show a bowl of Kraft Mac and Cheese at least once while onstage.
    • Max. two sitting/standing stages per group, max. one dance break longer than a minute per group. Neither are required.
    • Bringing other celebrities on stage is not allowed. Any other living being is allowed.


    Voting happens via text messages, after the last performance ends. To vote, a US phone number is needed. One vote per person is counted.


    There are three winning categories:

    • Most voted GG
    • Most voted BG
    • Overall most voted


    The question is simple and predictable:

    who would win? :/:/:/:/:/:/:/:/:/:/:/:/:/:/:/


    Please elaborate why.

    Serious answers and batshit crazy scenarios are both allowed.

    Thank you for your attention.


    Notice: Beware of the moose with the pink hat which escaped the stadium. Our experts are working on capturing it.

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    In this imaginary scenario, the groups already have the popularity in the US they have now or they are all nugus with a dream?

    Ah, another "name your faves" thread.

    No need to question it, since in reality it would never happen.

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    You think I wrote all of that for you to say this? You think this is a joke? You think this is a "name your faves" thread?? This is a dead serious matter and I want you to treat it like that.

    Because everyone will just name their faves as always.

    :pepe-hehe:


    I like this thread. Lol You really thought this through.

    Dunno the winner but I imagined:


    Txt would perform, but Yeonjun would be too busy eating the food, Soobin would bring Odi the stage to get extra points but he would escape so the full group and their backup dancers would crawl around the stage looking for Odi, meanwhile Beomgyu would keep the audience busy by performing all his Yeonjun-rap-imitation repertoire. The moose would pop up just next to the stage just standing there watching the mess, Hueningkai would think is a stuffed animal and would try to pet it but it would get scared and runaway once he realizes it’s a real animal.


    May the best group win.

    what a waste of anons, none of these groups would fill an stadium neither have the relevancy in the US to do a show like this

    Quote from OP

    An alien invasion on the 15th August would never happen either....or.....we'll see :pepe-wink: Just remember they're allergic to Febreze!

    An alien invasion would happen way before this fictional show. But it's fine, keep living the kpop dream ;-)

    Quote from OP

    They have the popularity but the people who learn about them for the first time outnumber their fans.

    I wanted to create a presentation in the imaginary reality show for my faves just for fun like a RPG, but I would probably be the only one :peperain:

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    what a waste of anons, none of these groups would fill an stadium neither have the relevancy in the US to do a show like this

    Go heathen, stay bluepilled and boring. I bet you don't believe in the existence of the Secret Cow Society either.


    Join us when you see the light.


    Or we will have to make you join ourselves.

    Quote from OP

    Go heathen, stay bluepilled and boring. I bet you don't believe in the existence of the Secret Cow Society either.


    Join us when you see the light.


    Or we will have to make you join ourselves.

    I am just saying, why doing this in anon? its a waste of it

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