"They don't do music like this anymore."
"Back in the days, when music was great."
"This is much better than anything released nowadays, that are about twerking and big booties."
"This brings me back to 1985, when me and my wife, who was my girlfriend back then, were slow dancing to this wonderful song at prom."
"This song never gets old."
"No drugs. No nudity. No twerking. Just good music."