You've got questions, THIS Capybara has answers! Probably.....
Capybara Advice Thread!! >=(
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when is the apocalypse going to start
what are the lottery numbers
why are capybaras called capybaras
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If I'm hungry should I eat?
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when is the apocalypse going to start
what are the lottery numbers
why are capybaras called capybaras
1. Take the first four numbers of your phone number, divide it by 3 and that's the Apocalypse!
2. See number 1
3. Because we can't be bothered....a
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If I'm hungry should I eat?
Eat the sandwich, don't eat the sandwich, who cares?
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Eat the sandwich, don't eat the sandwich, who cares?
but I only half eat the sandwich
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which badge i should buy ?
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I kinda made a thread about it but how to deal with messing up and the extended family whom you live with and gonna taunt you about it.
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but I only half eat the sandwich
You can't just eat the sandwich; You have to BE the sandwich
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which badge i should buy ?
A badge that features my faves
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I kinda made a thread about it but how to deal with messing up and the extended family whom you live with and gonna taunt you about it.
Easy: De-extend your family :)
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A sandwich can't be taught; It can only be made.... or bought at a Subway or Togo's
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How do I arrest a capybara?
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A sandwich can't be taught; It can only be made.... or bought at a Subway or Togo's
Wise words Sensei Capybara ......time to go to Subway but which sub should I get ?
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How do I stop being shy around guys??
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How do I arrest a capybara?
You have to defeat Shen Long to stand a chance to arrest a Capybara
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Wise words Sensei Capybara ......time to go to Subway but which sub should I get ?
(My personal favorite is a Turkey and Avacado with ALL the veggies on Multi grain)
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How do I stop being shy around guys??
Make them be shy around you
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Make them be shy around you
That was actually very helpful advice but what should I say in a conversation??
Should I spit some capybara facts as a way to impress them?? -
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That was actually very helpful advice but what should I say in a conversation??
Should I spit some capybara facts as a way to impress them??(Uh oh, I didn't know this hooman wanted ACTUAL advice )
Honestly, what's wrong with being shy? As long as you get your points across, who cares?
And I don't think you want to talk to boys about giant rodents
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I say you should move.
The Capybara says just buy London; Problem solved
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(Uh oh, I didn't know this hooman wanted ACTUAL advice )
Honestly, what's wrong with being shy? As long as you get your points across, who cares?
I thought that capybaras are experts at giving good advice than actual hoomans
I was talking with my friend today in a cafe and the topic of boys always comes up. When I have a crush I tend to keep it to myself while opportunity passes away. Even she can see that so, yeah
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And I don't think you want to talk to boys about giant rodents
You right you right
Russian mole sounds more interesting than a capybara
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Hmmm... Capybaras don't wear clothes, but I'm going ask anyways-
Crocs.. Should I wear them?
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im bored, what should I do
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I thought that capybaras are experts at giving good advice than actual hoomans
I was talking with my friend today in a cafe and the topic of boys always comes up. When I have a crush I tend to keep it to myself while opportunity passes away. Even she can see that so, yeah
Capybaras are more opportunistic than hoomans; EXAMPLE! Whenever we see food or are presented with foodstuff, we at least smell it to see if we like it.
Not that you should smell boys....
In other words, seize the opportunity! Or, create your own opportunity
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You right you right
Russian mole sounds more interesting than a capybara
The USSR fell a long time ago
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Hmmm... Capybaras don't wear clothes, but I'm going ask anyways-
Crocs.. Should I wear them?
It depends on what you prefer: Comfort or a clear conscience
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im bored, what should I do
Play video games, read up on something that slightly interest you and then go down the rabbit hole, watch anime, watch Netflix, watch rodent videos..... Or maybe.... make your own video games or anime?!
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what do you see in my future?
how to stop overthinking?
Capybaras have reached a zenith that very few species on Earth have reached; Somewhere between giving up on life and always being on the verge of a nap -_-
SO, go see what lies between your future and your overabundance of thoughts and follow the bread crumbs....
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It depends on what you prefer: Comfort or a clear conscience
too late for a clear conscience... crocs it is!
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too late for a clear conscience... crocs it is!
It's a stick up! :eek:
Everyone give up their crocs, loafers and ugly sandals
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wow so basically my future is just bread crumbs okay capy, guess I gotta accept it now
That's not what I meant!
Capybara said to find a middle ground and go from there
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but i wanted to eat bread
Eat the bread, don't eat the bread, who cares?
HOWEVER! You must remember; To truly enjoy the bread, one must BE the bread
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You have to;
- Find a time machine
- Go back to when Jennie was a whittle girl
- Steal the Capybara from HER
That doesn’t seem too hard 🙃
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That doesn’t seem too hard 🙃
HOWEVER! To find the time machine, you need the following:
- The exact coordinates to the Galactic Layline (This is used to transverse space and time)
- You must take part in an 8 week course covering the dos and don'ts of time travel
- You must complete an 120 Hour online course to obtain a license to operate a time machine
- You'll need to do 30 hours of community service at Nagasaki Biopark, where you will learn how to take care of a Capybara
- You need to perform a 3 month internship at YG Entertainment, where you will learn how to take care of a Jennie
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Have fun :)
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