as I was a small kid my grandpa broke a clothes hanger (those you clip open to hang pants in) and used one of the 2 wooden sides. He just drilled some holes in it and put screws in that thing and said "thats to scratch your back"
Anyone can top that with a stupid creating their family member made?
They never gave me a key to the house. Like explicitly made a point to never give me a key and I had to be out of the house if they were gone. So there I am, parents gone, and I can't stay in my own house. Everyone I tell this to looks at me like I am an alien.
