BTS AS CANDY
Jin - Creamy Caramel Covered In Dark Chocolate And Peanuts (cuz it sounds fancy and gourmet but it is sold at dollar stores)
Yoongi - Sour Patch Kid (cuz both are sour on the outside and sweet on the inside, and 100% a kid)
RM - Jolly Rancher (cuz he looks good in a cowboy hat and especially when he's smiling)
J-Hope - Jelly Beans (cuz you never know what you'll get, is it sexy Hobi or sweet Hobi? Hype Hobi or concentrated Hobi? But it always tastes great)
Jimin - Cotton Candy (cuz it's fluffy and soft and sweet)
Taehyung - Candy Corn (it's not for everybody all the time but those who love it, are blessed by it)
JK - Jaw Breaker (cuz you see someone with a jaw breaker and you're like wow, I wonder if they can break it, they look strong, but then again it's still candy and all little kids see jaw breakers and want one)
<-- Me after eating too many Jaw breakers
