selfmate sorry my friend this came sooner than you expected..
DISCLAIMERS:
1. Yes I'm bored and need a break from studying...
2. @mods & admins this is just for fun don't ban me 
3. This is not an expose thread he told me to do it!! i have proof:
you should create a secret conspiracy theories on selfmate thread lol
quote me...
i, selfmate, the first of my name, gandalf the yellow, pastor of the KMC guild, old musty crusty, guacamole dip, boomer and many other titles hereby give you permission to do whatever it is you so choose in relation to the above
Okay so I can't be the only one finding him suspicious af about everything so I'll share all my theories about him so far...
1. HE'S LEE SOOMAN!
This is the most obvious one because SelfMate= SM
he actually confirmed this one before but I'm lazy so no proof.. he even threatened to not give shinee and red velvet any more comebacks!!
2. HE'S SECRETLY AN ADMIN/MOD
Why? Because he's literally everywhere on this forum and maybe even interacted with all users so far... he's a spy! Not to mention that April's fool prank 
Also those selfmate titles.. he's turning all users into boomers like this..
3. HE'S MAKING HIS OWN KPOP COMPANY
And he's using us all to know how to form the perfect group that will outsell everyone else..
4. HE'S RELATED TO A FORMER SM CHINESE IDOL
Because he's chinese... yeah this one flopped..
I'll add more if I have any!!
That's all.. I'll go back to studying 
for info 
crafty!
