What would you do if you were at a park and an angry goose was running towards you?

Run away.

Log in to AKP and beg HwaGoose for forgiveness.

none of the above

Catch it and eat it

If an angry goose came charging at me, I'd probably run for cover! Honestly, it would be just my luck to get chased by a goose when I have deadlines looming. Speaking of deadlines, I sometimes wish I had someone to write my assignment for me so I could focus on things like escaping wildlife encounters

Well, can I pick up a big stick to block the duck? I would scream tho, just while pushing the duck away. Scared baddie is not a helpless baddie. I would not hit it with power tho. I am not aggressive, just defensive. I don't like to be bitten. Swans bite a mean one.