I declare myself the first shaman of AKP forum

For 10 akorns I will conjure a protective spell from losing group's profits
For 20 akorns I will conjure a success spell which will increase group's sales
For 50 akorns I can predict a future for your faves
For 100 akorns I can predict a comeback date using a Magic Ball
For 1000 akorns I will conjure Billboard spell that will cause for your group to be charting in Billboard

For 5000 akorns I will conjure Coachella spell that will help your group to perform at Coachella festival

I don't do black magic, only positive spells.

Quote from Slayurfaves

can you conjure a spell to speed up blackpink's comeback?

whatever it takes

oh, it would not be easy but I will try. How quickly you want them to comeback in realistic dates?

Quote from thebadguy

ah shit, i was about to hire u to hex hybe (excluding ador)

You don't need my help with this task. Just eat popcorn and watch, Magic ball says that HYBE will suck

Quote from butterbutterfly

I will pay you 10,000 akorns if you can give GWSN a comeback

I am shaman, not the almighty demiurge