I'm tired of people telling me to touch grass when they get triggered by my threads

I'll have you know that I get at minimum 20,000 steps a day and generally go for 25,000 or more when I can, and most of my threads are written (safely) while I'm spending hours each day walking around for fitness purposes

Seriously, if you want me to stop posting praise threads for my favs, and coming after yours, you should be telling me to touch less grass

Quote from xx-jenn-xx

go touch some fucking grass you gay misogynistic pig

kidding. I don't give a fuck about your threads you don't trigger me personally

I'm about to touch some grass now

And my threads only trigger the sensitive and the insecure. They're generally inoffensive otherwise

Quote from xx-jenn-xx

you better touch the fresh kind. no substitutions!

as you can see not all bg stans are bad we just love pretty boys

I have nothing against boy group stans! I just never encounter any in person unless I'm at KCON

Quote from ellenote

Okay Yama, noted. next time I will make sure to tell you to touch the SKY instead!!

I WILL next time I go visit Seoul

Quote from DoReMii

Yo where you live I can barely get 10k steps on my uni campus

I live in the southern U.S., the least conducive region of the country to walking, since you have to typically drive to get anywhere, especially if you live in the burbs like me.

10k is easy. So is 20k honestly. Next time you're scrolling through AKP and rage posting, just walk while doing it instead. You'll surprise yourself.

Quote from Chocolate-cheeks

I went to an amusement park yesterday and even then I only walked 10k steps. How are you walking 20k steps daily????

If you try to get it all at once, you'll overwhelm yourself. This is how I do it:

Step 1: Wake up in the morning and get 4-5k steps in. 7k if I wake up early enough

Step 2: Walk around while I'm working at home. If I'm in the office, I'll walk on my breaks and lunch or walk during really slow hours. Or walk during meetings where I don't have to be on camera

Step 3: When I go to the gym, I don't sit on the bench and browse my phone between sets. I, you guessed it, walk around between sets

Step 4: I do a late afternoon/early evening walk to round out my steps for the day

Step 5: If I STILL come up short, I just walk around my house while watching YT/troll posting on AKP

Some days, I don't even do all of these parts, especially part 1, but I can still get 20k easy. When I first started, even getting 10k seemed like a high benchmark. Now it's just as natural as breathing.

For anyone trying to lose weight, even if you just do 10k a day, that's 3500 extra calories burned a week. It adds up

And this is why I say don't tell me to touch grass. I do PLENTY!!!