Blinks, You Disappoint Me....

"Damn little man, I'm just tryin' to do me/ If the record's 2 mil, I'm just tryin' to move 3" - Jay-Z, "Heart of The City", The Blueprint, 2001

Buy more albums!

I know some of you hoomans are holding out for the Holidays

YG isn't pleased with your lack of progress

Jennie needs another Lamborghini! And more private jets, and private limos..... for more fashion and award shows!

Yeah, and I guess the other members of Blackpink might want a new house or car or two

You want BP to go on a stadium tour? YG says 3 million is the goal! YG might even let BP drop another single next year, and if you Blinks are really good, we might even let another group out of the dunge.... er, I mean, developmental

But most importantly! (Ahem)

With every album you buy, every BP song you stream, you'll be helping Jennie's Capybara spend another day at her countryside home.....

(This message has been brought to you by YG Management & Holdings, in conjunction with the Capybara Protection Agency)

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ok promo king

You can't say it didn't work

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capybara is really delicious. i suggest cook it with curry

Yes! Capybara's foot will make you writhe with delicious pain! You'll be sipping curry through a straw!

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Too many akgae problems this time. Lisa jisoo fandom won't move

Perhaps they should have released Lisa's single as part of the album?

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give me your akorns please

That depends..... how far are you on your daily BP streaming and sales figures? Have you even looked at ONE of the photo books

(Yeah, I think this kind of "humor" only works in the lounge lol.)

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UwU

Quote from tetetete

forget bp i haven't even looked at any bts photobooks closely...its gathering dust on the shelf

*Capybara will remember this, and it will let V know about this the next time he comes to town....*

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whoo

Oh c'mon, dungeon, developmental: What's the difference? Either way, they're only CHAINED down by their lack of experience and youth

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Very cool capitalism moment right here! I love to blindly consume media in large quantities under the false narrative of supporting certain causes! (Jeff Bezos is my dad)

Then you should have more than enough monies to buy albums for all your friends and family

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You still loyal to Jennie? In Shut Down, a MV which give homage to their previous MVs, there’s no capybara scene.. She’s forgotten about you Capy

She didn't forget about me; I'm just guarding her home just in case soon random hoomans try to take more pictures!

I'm going to eat your phone/ camera