If one enters an arena it commands everyone's attention. If you have a whole group of farts, even better. They command the attention of the audience when loud or quiet. If the stage presence isn't good enough that you can smell it, is it really stage presence. Just think about it. In a classroom you would always know if someone farted, even if they were all the way across the classroom right at the back. Farts take advantage of that diffusion, of that science, mother nature baby. This is where kpop groups are lacking. Aespa should focus less on illusion and more on diffusion. This is why we're opening a fart workshop for all kpop groups to attend to improve their stage presence. I advise all companies to make farts compulsory in training. It should be prioritised as much as or even more than singing and dancing. Kpop groups will participate in anus muscle training to allow them to have complete control over the emissions of their farts. They will learn how to pitch or tune their farts and can even manage the amount of gas and scent they let out with each fart.
The Flatulence Workshop - Kpop Stage Presence Specialists.
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