JYP: *hysterical* THEY SANG LIVE!!
Hybe PD : *slams receiver*
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JYP: YOU KNOW ITS NOT FAIR!
SM: What?
JYP : WE DIDNT KNOW THEY COULD SING LIVE
SM: Who
JYP : ME & HYBE OFC
SM : What are you on?
JYP : YOU DO KNOW THAT HYBE GOT COACHELLA TO KICK AN ARTIST OUT TO GET AESPA IN, RIGHT? RIGHT?
SM: *long pause* *hangs up*
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SM: Yo guess who got Blackpink kicked out of Coachella?
YG : Who?
SM: Le Hyberfim
YG : *long pause* *slams receiver*
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YG : *angry growl* run!!
Le Hyberfim : *slams receiver*
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Later that evening Hybe PD's private jet flew few utterly confused & hurriedly dressed members of BTS to LA. An hour later YG private jet followed them with YG onboard. What happened in LA would stay in LA tho.
Meanwhile Hybe dungeon has since been sealed shut from the inside for reasons that are classified and all the groops inside it have been dislocated outside and are expected to make comebacks since they've lost their accommodations.
Part 1