crying shaking throwing up pt. 27873838

You made the mistake to leave your room. It's his room now.

OMFG ITS SO CUTEE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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YOURE LYING

I AM NOT!!!!!

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canceled

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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Can I have him?

well if I know my superhero movies

1. let it bite you

2. morph into lizard man/woman/thing

3. ???

4. profit!!!!

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hello missed me?

so i haven't left my room in like so many days but just today i went out and came back to this

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the scream i let out i was literally sharing a room with a fucking lizard man ewww. now im trying to find someone to get rid of this pest but everyone is asleep ???????? literally crying. my ipad is on charge on a chair right next that wall and if it falls on my ipad im afraid I'll have to throw it away

the lizard is the biggest I've seen in a while literally the size of my hand. from the tip of my middle finger all the way to my wrist

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did you get rid of it yet? if not, can I have it?

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When I've been in Thailand, lizards were often guests in my house they are not dangerous i think

I think they can carry samonella tho

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i live close to the Amazon rain forest and trust me these lizards are poisonous

nvm

Perks of messing with everything electronic

1) I have amassed a ton of CD read/write lasers

2) I have built a mini death ray to heat up popcorn kernels to pop them instantaneously.

3) I have it built into a nerf gun frame

4) I have an accurate scope on it

5) I have always kept it on full charge

6) profit.

but ahh just get a broom and scare it away. or if you're accurate enough, you can use the broom handle to poke it hard. it will most likely break bones etc. and then you can sweep it away.