I know they are dating because JYP walked over to me, while he was wearing plastic pants.
He whispered into my ear "JYP..." and then whispered that these two are secretly dating.
...
He started telling me that he was in the bakery eating a pumpkin pie one Saturday evening.
And Jimin was churning butter, while singing Butter.
He told me that he knew nothing about butter churning, but he thought Jimin seemed to be very good at it.
Then it got darker outside and he finished eating that pie.
Taeyong walked into the bakery.
Then JYP noticed that Jimin's cheeks had turned as pink as cotton candy.
"Jimin..." Taeyong said. "You make butter?"
"I apologize for never having told you that I'm a buttermaker." Jimin said, avoiding eye contact.
"I still love you even though you are a buttermaker." Taeyong said and then went over to him to give him a hug. "I don't care if you're a buttermaker or a buttmaker. I love you."
And JYP was so shook, he spilled his earl grey tea.
"I... I love you too, Taeyong." Jimin said.
Then Taeyong broke the hug.
"I want to order some blood pancakes." Taeyong said.
"Blood pancakes?" Jimin said. "Wait.... Are you a vampire?" He covered his mouth in shock.
JYP's tea cup fell of the table and broke into 23 pieces.
"I wanted to keep it a secret because was scared you wouldn't love me anymore."
"I do still love you." Jimin said. "But are you going to bite me?"
"No, I wouldn't bite you, because I don't bite people that I like."
And then Taeyong bit JYP.
JYP fainted on the bakery floor.
...
And then JYP stopped whispering to me, and I didn't get to know what happened next.
And then JYP bit me...
But yup, they're dating.
And I'm a vampire now.
