got vaccinated and uhhhh

i finally got added to the 5g microchip brainwave microwave gaslight gatekeep girlboss groupchat !!

the rumors are true the truth is out birds are government agents and the earth is flat and they're trying to silence me now pls help me befo

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she didn't even get to finish writinggoodbye m'lady, and before i got to propose to you and be promptly rejected

Ladybug is fine :) Birds are not government agents! The Earth is not flat and I am 100% not being controlled by Bill Gates.

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Don't get the vaccine. When I had mine I forgot the name of the ship in the film Titanic

i forgot obama's last name

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I grew a tail after I got mine. You better avoid it.

nah you had the tail all along you're just tripping

gaslight gatekeep girlboss amirite

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i-

did the government assassinate you too

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another subtle rejection

subtle proposal gets subtle rejection

"marry me rn or i end u" is the way to go

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ngl though getting electric powers after the shot was really dope I got to charge my phone WHILE HOLDING IT

finally a worthy opponent to my belly fat: Human-Electric Phone charging!!!

TRUEEE

i didn't get electric powers but i did hack into the microchip groupchat server and now i have the power of mind control

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marry me or i will end u

well now i have no choice but to say yes

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Well yay I haven't been vaccinated so I won't experience any of these false things!

are you planning to get vaccinated?

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No

LMAO

allergies? you just think it's sketchy?

honestly i kind of get it

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Watch out, next we are going to know it's that all of us will look like this:

maybe we already look like that but we just don't know it