Well... I wanted to try this for fun.
And I'll make it up as I go.
For the title of the story, I'm going to roll two dices.
The Cute Goose
In a town called Allkpoppia, there was a goose, who everyone thought was kinda cute.
Everyone, except 🎲 J. Y. Park.
He thought that he was much cuter than her.
He believed that he was the cutest thing in Allkpoppia.
Whenever he wore plastic pants, he felt cuter.
He wished that everyone could tell how cute he was.
And whenever he heard someone call the goose cute, he felt jealous and like everyone in the town needed glasses.
One day, J.Y.Park went to the goose's house and knocked on her door.
She opened it.
"I challenge you to have a cuteness battle with me." he said.
"A cuteness battle?" she asked.
She looked at him from top to toe.
"I'm pretty sure that I would win this battle." she said.
The next day, they were standing in the middle of the town.
JYP and the goose were looking at each other competitively.
Everyone was watching, except 🎲 Hongjoong.
Hongjoong was too busy being in his studio, trying to make a new ATEEZ song.
JYP looked at Goose.
"To show everyone how 'cute' you apparently are, we shall start with a singing contest." he said. "I'll start singing first."
And then he made a cute pose, before he started singing 🎲 Jungkook's "Standing Next To You"
As he was singing the song, he posed trying to look both cute and sexy at the same time.
Goose was looking at him, sweating nervously.
She hoped that her performance would look cuter.
She looked at the people watching him perform, not sure whether the people were enjoying it or not.
Then when he finished his performance, he did a piece sign and said "uwu".
He walked over to the goose and said "When I'm standing next to you, I look much cuter than you do."
Now it was Goose's turn to sing.
The song that she chose was 🎲M2M's "Pretty Boy".
She was singing the song, trying to sound adorable.
As she sang the song, her heart fluttered because she thought about the pretty boy that she had a crush on.
When she finished singing, she had a nervous smile on her beak.
"Now, the people of this town," JYP said. "we shall have your votes."
Her heart went from fluttering because of the pretty boy to fluttering because of nervousness.
"If you vote for me, then do a piece sign." he said as he himself did a piece sign, trying to look cute. "But if you want to vote for this waterfowl, then put you pinky up as if you are going to pinky swear."
The results were that everyone, except one person, 🎲 put their pinky up.
So the winner was Goose.
She sighed in relief and had a smile on her beak.
"Excuse me," JYP said. "I think you have all misunderstood how the voting goes. When you vote for me, you have to do piece sign."
But the townspeople chanted "GOOSE! GOOSE! GOOSE! GOOSE! GOOSE!"
"Oh my dear, you all need glasses in this town." JYP said.
"But, JYP." one of the people said. "I voted for you."
JYP looked at that person and found out that it was 🎲Bang Chan.
"I voted for you because I think you look cute, kinda like a baby kangaroo."
"You really think so?"
"Of course, mate."
"Well, you have a good eyesight."
Goose was standing there and still couldn't believe that she won.
She now wanted to tell the pretty boy, that she had a crush on him.
The pretty boy, who was 🎲Yeonjun.
He was one of the most popular guys in town and almost everyone had a crush on him.
She shyly walked over to him.
"Yeonjun" she said, her cheeks turned pink.
"Yes?" he asked.
"I want to confess that I have a crush on you, will you go out with me?"
He responded: 🎲 "Yes, because you make me feel like Cinderella."
The goose had no idea what he meant by that, but she was happy to hear that he liked her back.
Then he took her hand, and they went on a date at a café.
Some hours later, Hongjoong finished making the ATEEZ song and went out of his studio.
He went for a walk in the town and heard people talk about a "cuteness battle".
He then realized that he had been missing out on something.
The End
Well... I wonder if I should make threads like this more often.
And well, I guess that is a way of getting rid of a writing slump...
