"Well... this song isn't quite my cup of tea, maybe because I'm not into these kinds of songs. I perhaps would have liked it better if the chorus was a bit different and the song was longer. But maybe some other people might enjoy this song. 'Different strokes for different blokes' as a wise philosopher used to say."
"THIS SONG SUCKS. THE ABSOLUTE WORST SONG THAT I HATE LISTENED TO THIS YEAR. I WOULD RATHER LISTEN TO THE SOUND OF A SCREAMING PIG GIVING BIRTH TO TRIPLET PIGLETS THAN LISTEN TO THIS. THIS ISN'T MUSIC, THIS IS PURE NOISE. IT SOUNDS LIKE A MIXTURE BETWEEN A CAT BEING STEPPED ON ITS TAIL AND CONTRUCTION WORK NOISE. THE ONLY REASON WHY PEOPLE LIKE THIS GROUP IS BECAUSE THEY THINK THE MEMBERS ARE HOT. PEOPLE, WHO LIKE THIS SONG NEED THEIR FREAKING EARS CHECKED OR GET SOME FREAKING EAR WAX OUT OF THEIR EARS. PEOPLE, WHO LIKE THIS SONG, HAVE PROBABLY NEVER GONE TO A MUSIC SCHOOL, NEITHER HAVE I BUT AT LEAST MY TASTE IN MUSIC IS MUCH MORE SUPERIOR THAN YOURS!!!"