STEVE GARVEY = *Best* (Geezer) HEAD OF HAIR (Age 74) in USA Politics = USA Senator California (?) ; Issue = *NO* ILLEGAL ALIEN *SPLATTING* (?) ; 2023.10.10

    latimes.com/garvey-cal-us-senate ... Former (MLB Baseball) L.A. Dodgers star and Republican STEVE GARVEY enters U.S. Senate race ; 2023.10.10


    GARVEY Campaign Slogans -->

    'With GARVEY = *NO BLARNEY* !!!' ... :thumbup:

    'Vote for The STEVE = *NOTHING* Up His SLEAVE !!!'

    Long Odds Campaign Slogan --> 'VOTE *While* You SHOOT (Gun) !!!' ... :watt:

    ("Vote as You Shot" = 1868 USA PREZ campaign slogan of Ulysses S. Grant = won)


    (*Fake News*) STEVE GARVEY Main Campaign Issue -->

    GARVEY is strongly opposed to having *illegal aliens* enter the USA ... Via being Stowaways in the Wheel Well of a incoming foreign nation JET ... Passing out from the COLD and RARE Air ... And then (upon landing time , Wheel Well opens) FALLING OUT (15,000 feet altitude , no parachute) and landing on the AUTOMOBILE (residence) of victimized CALIFORNIA Citizens !!! ... Which has happened ; more than once ??? :suure:

    (EEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeee ... SPLAT !!!)

    duckduckgo.com/?q=jet+wheel+well+stowaway


    Observation -->

    Some Hair Shampoo firm should try to be the *Official Skull Suds*

    of STEVE GARVEY ... In the TV AD , GARVEY could say -->

    'I have NEVER had ONE DANDRUFF FLAKE EITHER , so VOTE FOR ME !!!'


    GARVEY might get the O.J. SIMPSON endorsement ...
    Since he attended the O.J. Simpson Murder Trial regularly ...

    The KATO KAELIN endorsement is also possible ... :wink:


    latimes.com/archives/1995-09-28

    THE O.J. SIMPSON MURDER TRIAL : Role Reversal : 1995.09.28

    Celebrities Attending the (Simpson) Trial of the Century Come to See the Show.

    Including: Steve Garvey + Caitlyn (Bruce) Jenner (Kardashian Connection)


    The STEVE needs a Campaign Song ; As Suggestions -->


    youtube.com/search=i+get+around+beach+boys

    I Get Around (Garvey) ; Beach Boys ; Year 1964


    youtube.com/search=california+dreamin+mamas+papas

    California Dreamin' ; Mamas + Papas ; Year 1967


    youtube.com/search=my+my+hey+hey+neil+young

    GARVEY = 'It's Better to Burn Out , than to SPLAT Away !!!'

    (My My Hey Hey ; Neil Young ; Year 1978)

    'Out Of The Blue' (Jet Wheel Well) = SPLAT on a CAR


    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Garvey

    Steve Garvey ; Info

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  • krell

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    As a Californian this lifted my spirits a bit. The other two running for Senate are such downers. They would be like electing an Outhouse for Senate.

    Steve Harvey aka "a Baby Mama in every Port" Harvey is a character. I don't know his politics, he would be a vote against the weird sh_t that are also running.


    btw This is not by original design. Voters didn't decide who would be a Senator. Senators originally where appointed by State Government. Reason a US Senator represents the State. Citizens are represented by US Congress and they votedfor them. The Citizens voting for a Senator is a Progressive State Government style change.

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  • AllKill VIP

    This place is so nutso. Caitlyin endorsement why not. XD


    Baby Mama in every port is a reference. To the number of children he fathered with different women when he played baseball. San Diego dropped him from the team because of the scandal.

    https://vault.si.com/vault/1998/05/04/paternity-ward-fathering-out-of-wedlock-kids-has-become-commonplace-among-athletes-many-of-whom-seem-oblivious-to-the-legal-financial-and-emotional-consequences

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    This place (California) is so nutso. Caitlyn endorsement why not. XD

    'Baby Mama in Every Port' is a reference ... To the number of children he fathered with different women when (GARVEY) he played baseball.

    The STEVE GARVEY Campaign Slogan will be -->

    'STEVE GARVEY is BACK , Now *Keep America Great* in the SACK !!!' ... :wink:


    Which is *more* than TRUMP's 'women on the side' have to say about him ... :suure:


    Maybe ex-USA V.P. *DAN QUAYLE* (FAMILY VALUES) will endorse GARVEY ???


    The suggested GARVEY Campaign Song is now updated -->

    youtube.com/search=i+get+around+beach+boys

    I Get Around (Garvey) ; Beach Boys ; Year 1964

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  • AllKill VIP

    Another theme song Steve could us.

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  • krell

    Changed the title of the thread from “STEVE GARVEY = *Best* (Geezer) HEAD OF HAIR (Age 74) in USA Politics ; 2023.10.10” to “STEVE GARVEY = *Best* (Geezer) HEAD OF HAIR (Age 74) in USA Politics = USA Senator California (?) ; 2023.10.10”.

    Possible (USA Senator CAL) STEVE GARVEY Campaign Slogans -->

    'With GARVEY = *NO BLARNEY* !!!' ...

    'Vote for The STEVE = *NOTHING* Up His SLEAVE !!!' ...

    (Next is my personal favorite for obvious reasons ... )

    Long Odds Campaign Slogan --> 'VOTE *While* You SHOOT (Gun) !!!' ... :wink:

    ("Vote as You Shot" = 1868 USA PREZ campaign slogan of Ulysses S. Grant = won)


    Sure winners with the 'BILLY JACK' (movies) and NASCAR (racing) Crowds ...

    What happened to (ex-Governor Dem.) 'Screaming' HOWARD DEAN ???


    (*Fake News*) GARVEY Main Campaign Issue -->

    GARVEY is strongly opposed to having *illegal aliens* enter the USA ... Via being Stowaways in the Wheel Well of a incoming foreign nation JET ... Passing out from the COLD and RARE Air ... And then (upon landing time , Wheel Well opens) FALLING OUT (15,000 feet altitude , no parachute) and landing on the AUTOMOBILE (residence) of victimized CALIFORNIA Citizens !!! ... Which has happened ; more than once ??? :watt:

    (EEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeee ... SPLAT !!!)


    (*Fake News*) ... L.A. Times (CAL Newspaper) commented -->

    'Unless the DEAD SPLAT wakes up and says differently ...

    We refer to him in our New Articles as a *SKY DIVER* !!!' ... :thumbup:


    youtube.com/search=my+my+hey+hey+neil+young

    GARVEY = 'It's Better to Burn Out , than to SPLAT Away !!!'

    (My My Hey Hey ; Neil Young ; Year 1978)

    'Outta The Blue' (Jet Wheel Well) = SPLAT on a CAR


    4NIA4 <--

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  • krell

    Changed the title of the thread from “STEVE GARVEY = *Best* (Geezer) HEAD OF HAIR (Age 74) in USA Politics = USA Senator California (?) ; 2023.10.10” to “STEVE GARVEY = *Best* (Geezer) HEAD OF HAIR (Age 74) in USA Politics = USA Senator California (?) ; Issue = *NO* ILLEGAL ALIEN *SPLATTING* (?) ; 2023.10.10”.

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