They believe babies come from storks.
They have been single since birth.
And they have never even kissed anyone, not even on the cheek.
They are not as dirty as your faves.
My faves are like clothes straight from the washing machine, while your faves are like dirty clothes.
My faves don't sing songs that have swear words.
While your faves curse like sailors and need their mouths washed with soap.
And my faves don't sing dirty songs.
While your faves should have stickers on their albums saying "Parental Advisory Explicit Lyrics".
My faves never end in dating scandals.
While yours end up with dating scandals multiple times.
Your faves date all the times and kiss their lovers.
My faves are innocent and pure.
Therefore, my faves are better than yours.
