i used to be an online hater with a lot of top comment achievements under my belt but after a while, the competition just got too tough for me to keep up with. i tried all sorts of drugs to maintain my aggression levels so i can hang with the people who

are just naturally psychotic but it started to affect my health and kept triggering my IBS(irritable bowel syndrome) or more colloquially known as "mud-butt" so eventually i had to stop. i tried doing it the natural way but it was just impossible to sell fake outrage in a comment section because after the second and third draft of what i wanted to post, i couldn't even remember what i supposed to be mad about in the first place