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a reliable source informed me that he's secretly a kangaroo
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He is 53
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a reliable source informed me that he's secretly a kangaroo
He is 53
He's actually 53 kangaroos
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a reliable source informed me that he's secretly a kangaroo
I'm actually a rat so maybe a quokka
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but doesn't a person possess himself?
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but doesn't a person possess himself?
that's my point I can't be 53 because otherwise it would be illegal thus I am only 52 kangaroos
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that's my point I can't be 53 because otherwise it would be illegal thus I am only 52 kangaroos
The 53rd kangaroo is a secret. We promise we won't tell.
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The 53rd kangaroo is a secret. We promise we won't tell.
noooo not poor little joey the maknae kangaroo
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noooo not poor little joey the maknae kangaroo
The rest of the kangaroo love him and protect him, so that they can keep him around.
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the way their are seven guests lurking in this trash post
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I'm not sure about the legalities of owning oneself but I am the owner of one soul formerly owned by a certain bobtea!!!
does this mean i'm of the kangaroos, or is my soul inside of the pouches
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The rest of the kangaroo love him and protect him, so that they can keep him around.
he is cutest of them all
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