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a reliable source informed me that he's secretly a kangaroo
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He is 53
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a reliable source informed me that he's secretly a kangaroo
He is 53
He's actually 53 kangaroos
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a reliable source informed me that he's secretly a kangaroo
I'm actually a rat so maybe a quokka
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that's just too many kangaroos mate
52 is the absolute limit - it's stated in our laws
(1) No person shall own, possess, obtain or otherwise have custody of any more than fifty-two kangaroos (including wallabies) at any one time.
(2) Breach of (1) shall result in a penalty of $100
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that's just too many kangaroos mate
52 is the absolute limit - it's stated in our laws
(1) No person shall own, possess, obtain or otherwise have custody of any more than fifty-two kangaroos (including wallabies) at any one time.
(2) Breach of (1) shall result in a penalty of $100
You don't own, possess, obtain or otherwise them. You ARE them.
It's like a kangaroo hive mind.
The One Kangaroo. The Many Kangaroo.
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You don't own, possess, obtain or otherwise them. You ARE them.
It's like a kangaroo hive mind.
The One Kangaroo. The Many Kangaroo.
but doesn't a person possess himself?
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You don't own, possess, obtain or otherwise them. You ARE them.
It's like a kangaroo hive mind.
The One Kangaroo. The Many Kangaroo.
but doesn't a person possess himself?
that's my point I can't be 53 because otherwise it would be illegal thus I am only 52 kangaroos
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that's my point I can't be 53 because otherwise it would be illegal thus I am only 52 kangaroos
The 53rd kangaroo is a secret. We promise we won't tell.
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but doesn't a person possess himself?
I don't think you can own people, even yourself.
There's a term for that, and I'm pretty sure it's bad.
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The 53rd kangaroo is a secret. We promise we won't tell.
noooo not poor little joey the maknae kangaroo
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I don't think you can own people, even yourself.
There's a term for that, and I'm pretty sure it's bad.
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noooo not poor little joey the maknae kangaroo
The rest of the kangaroo love him and protect him, so that they can keep him around.
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I don't think you can own people, even yourself.
There's a term for that, and I'm pretty sure it's bad.
I'm not sure about the legalities of owning oneself but I am the owner of one soul formerly owned by a certain bobtea!!!
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the way their are seven guests lurking in this trash post
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I'm not sure about the legalities of owning oneself but I am the owner of one soul formerly owned by a certain bobtea!!!
does this mean i'm of the kangaroos, or is my soul inside of the pouches
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does this mean i'm of the kangaroos, or is my soul inside of the pouches
what is this your soul...it is very much legally selfmate's soul from now until perpetuity!!!
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The rest of the kangaroo love him and protect him, so that they can keep him around.
he is cutest of them all
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