What's the earliest memory you have?

I remember being in kindergarten 4-5ish and we were suppose to have a nap but I didn't want to and the teacher said if I didn't nap then I wouldn't be able to go swimming in the afternoon...

So like a smart-alec that I was (still am???) I went to "sleep" for like 5 minutes and woke up and said I finished my nap and thus I could go swimming in the afternoon...

needless to say malicious compliance does not translate well in lates 80s China and I did not go swimming that day

Quote from zuzuhhaa

i have a lot from my early childhood, but out of chronological order, so idk how old i was. but i think my earliest would have to be from when i was two, because it was in kuwait.

you remember when you were two?

doing what?