I wrote this one 2 years ago back in the Fanfiction section of the old AKP forum. (back then when I wrote a lot of fanfics on AKP)
The Bread Kiss
Yeri has come to visit her friend, Jaehyun, who she secretly has a crush on.
They are in the kitchen.
Yeri is sitting and drinking strawberry milk.
"Oh my, I'm so hungry. I want bread." Jaehyun says.
Then he takes a slice of white bread and puts it in the toaster.
He then waits for it to jump out.
While he is waiting, he sits across her at the kitchen table.
"Do you like bread?" Yeri asks.
"Yes, I love bread." he answers.
Then the toast jumps out of the toaster, looking a bit browner.
Then he grabs butter and a butter knife and spreads it on the bread, watching it melt.
He takes a bite from it and chews it.
Yeri stares at his lips.
She wants to kiss those bread-eating lips.
She walks towards him.
"I want to kiss you" she says.
He looks surprised at her.
Then suddenly out of nowhere, a random blonde teenage girl wearing a pink T-shirt saying NCT on it.
"My name is Delilah and I'm telling you to jebal don't kiss Yeri." she says.
"Don't disturb my bread." Jaehyun says and takes another bite of the bread.
"Oppar, I sarang you, so jebal don't kiss Yeri. Kiss me."
"I have no idea what you are saying."
Then he swiftly eat the entire toast.
He walks towards a loaf of white bread.
"I love you, bread." he says and passionately kisses it.
"But oppar, I'm your biggest fan and I sarang you." Delilah cries.
"I only love bread." he says.
Then she gets angry.
"Jaehyun oppar, I'm cancelling you."
Then she runs out of the kitchen and out of his house in the speed of light.
"Jaehyun?" Yeri says.
"I only like you as a friend." he tells Yeri.
"Okay, then we are just friends."
"I want to date bread." he says.
"I want to date you too." the loaf of bread says.
And then Jaehyun and the loaf of bread lived happily ever after.
what an honor
