I need to make an emberasing confession

heres my embarassing confession:

i met my bf bc i had a crush on him and he dmed me on tiktok bc he knew who i was and i didnt realize it until he told me where he sat and then we went to the gym at lunch and i accidently tripped looking at him bc he looked back at me and i spilled ketchup on his new white nike shoes~

My grandma once crushed a roach with her palm then dusted it off on her frock and then returned to kneading the flour like nothing happened. Then when my mom proceeded to ask my sister and I why we refused to eat dinner and I told her, we were scolded and sent to our room.