WANTED: FLOP OR ALIVE! ​@skitzy18 (Akorns for Capture!)

For the crime of running an illegal Akorn farm and aiding and abetting persons who participate in Akorn tax Evasion and akorn laundering!

skitzy18

This fugitive was last seen counting their akorns!

The bounty for skitzy18 is 500 Akorns

(This poster was approved by the Capybara Protection Agency)

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Again?

Justice will be served!

The question is will it come with dessert or Maccas style?

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You've got +1k, does that mean you're also farming akorns?

I simply know how to save my akorns

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Who's giving 500 akorns as a reward for the user's capture then?

I am :)

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.....

*Capybara put a stick of Dynamite inside the toilet*

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nothing to see here boys and girls...move along...

the capybara is a fraudster and con man he didn't even give anybody his akorns during the last wanted post...

Only one fugitive was ever caught, another gave up her life of crime. That leaves you, Mark-Lee and Skitzy18

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Why are you still refusing to invest your money in NeoCity?

I actually have a business proposal for you....

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and who was she?

ghostings was caught and @ClementineRuby gave up being a criminal

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I'm all ears...

I can become the mascot of your bank!

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So you want to attack a member of the Mafia ?

Don't play dumb and put your akorns on the ground capy

Mafia?

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you won't catch me that easily...my friend

"My friend.."? Why does that irk me?

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Do you want to be the mascot on our currency?

Yesh!

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Skitzy is a member of Midzy Mafia. You have done a huge mistake, you're doomed capy

Looks like it's time for someone to have a taste of pain!

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I CAN'T REPLY ON MY WALL FOR BEING A NEWBIE

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Well... not for free though.

I'm still a bank and even animals have to pay a monthly fee to be displayed on our currency.

Wae?!

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Because banks are greedy institutions and I wanna keep walking with the cheese (queso queso).

But you're a bank! You have so much money pouring in, I had to bring a raincoat

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It's will be you capy, you'll have the taste of our guns

JYP oppa will not like this!!

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And only one of us can look like a fashion show, flop.

Who needs a fashion show when I can pull up in a spaceship?! I'm a Capybara, I don't even look like I live here

Quote from selfmate

lots of things irk you don't they?

Us Capybaras must reach a delicate balance to reach zen and such boomerisms can ruin that

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why not just embrace the boomer lifestyle my friend?

If I hear "my friend" one more time, I'm gonna to lose my mind, hyper Japanese anime style!