Whats the dumbest way you've been injured?

falling down the stairs while bringing my laptop to my living room ;-;

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I've also fallen down the stairs several times

glad i'm not alone :""")

i closed the taxi door on my finger and stared at it for a solid 2sec before the drivers came and opened it lmmmmmao i was about to loose my finger

I was like 5 or something and sleeping in my parent's bed. I woke up first and everyone was still asleep but i wanted attention lmao

So i thought of this genius plan where i would "accidentally" fall off the bed and cry really loudly and they would wake up. When i rolled off the bed my forehead slid against the sharp corner of the bedside table and it started bleeding a lot and i still have a small scar on my forehead lmao

It was bleeding for like 10 straight minutes or something but at least i got the attention i wanted

Walking down the stairs, somehow slipping, and sliding down at least half the steps.

My tailbone hurt a ton after that...

the car door wouldn't open so i had to pull really hard to open it

then my foot got slammed in between the bottom of the door and the ground

my toenail turned black and i had to get it removed

or

i was cooking a burger and tried to flip it, but it fell off the spatula

so the oil splashed all over my hands and arms and i got burns

i had to get bandages for like a month

at least i got to skip gym class tho

When I was little I started to kick snow around but then I kicked a block of ice covered with snow. I couldn't walk well for a few day.

Another day I tripped down the stairs of my school and chipped a bone from my ankle.

I dropped a pan of hot bacon grease on my foot

I was walking thru a narrow hallway and bent down to pick something up

the broom I was holding hit both sides of the wall and I knocked the wind out of myself and almost fell back

I also stabbed the side of my face with a pencil when I forgot I was holding it and was putting on my glasses

i once was lying ony bed lurking on old akp forums and somehow managed to get a leg cramp