I want an Italian man to yell at me for putting pineapples on pizza

Or only if he is hot.

As hot as a pizza straight from the oven.

And then he yells at me like "COME OSI METTERE L'ANANAS SULLA PIZZA, ANATRA DISGUSTOSA!!!" (I used Google Translate, because I don't speak that language)

Ooh~~ Hot

and then I tell him that I'll stop putting pineapples on pizza.

And then we go on a date at a pizzeria and eat real Italian pizza.

Quote from ThePhantomThief

But secretly you continue putting pineapple on pizza, amiright?

well...