My favs are not my parasocial boyfriends

They're my real boyfriends

I wonder if the grooms and brides all know of these marriages!!!!

I know exactly what you mean. I don't want to date f(x). I want to BE f(x).

Jessica is my parasocial mother who gives me money and wine

My parasocial everything is in my aesthetics rn (jk lol)

I get you, Lulu. My whole teenage years was following SHINee and my other faves that came after them and watching them grow as inspirational people will never stop being amusing.