i was buying high-powered explosives on the dark web when i came across an advertisement for allkpop. i figured i should check it out since i was interested in meeting other people with shared interests for a change because everyone i know in real life

basically hates kpop and thinks it's just another way for the elites to dumb down the masses with lazy music and shallow lyrics that would ultimately lead to devil worship and animal sacrifice rituals. fast forward to now, i'm really glad i found a place where i can just be myself and talk about all things kpop related without having to worry about me and my ukranian refugee instagram model wife's safety. not to mention all the free lectures from prestigious scholars with all their wisdom and insider knowledge that frequently educate users on how the kpop industry would be a billion times more successful if they were in charge