i started taking yoga classes after i heard about all the health benefits like immunity to STDs and stuff. i hated it at first because it was insanely hard but after a couple of sessions, i slowly started to get the hang of it. i even made a bunch of new

friends. one of them used to work for elon musk back when tesla was still a small company that mainly produced refrigerator magnets. he told about me that one time they all got drunk at a christmas party and elon was trying to forcefully implant microchips in the employees that passed out. there's also this nice lady that usually sits next to me. she always tells me stories about her children. one of them unfortunately died of a glue sniffing overdose. the instructor is pretty cool as well. he was always full of life and pushed us hard but that's only because he really cares about our health. one time he came in to class looking like he was just crying a moment ago and told us that his doctor called and said he had late stage cancer and there was nothing that can be done. he then went on to tell us about how meaningless life was and started quoting niezche. i'm glad i took up this hobby. i lost a ton of weight and now i'm in the best shape of my life.