Posts by heartcrusher

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tbf they're definitely in my top 3 im on ur side

a fellow person with TASTE

hard for me to choose so i'm saying pixy just to be controversial

did any of you see aespa style that buzzfeed lady? did you see the outfit ningning picked? peak. a legend.

krusty krab only so i can take the krabby patty home and run tests on it to uncover the secret formula

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Reason you want that one: I love aespa!

please be true please be true please be true

and another one down and another one down and another one bites the dust

it's concerning. i went to one and it was so worrying to see some of them suddenly leave mid-show. i hope the girls are okay.

they do this solely as a means to make us suffer. they're cruel, those detergent companies. it's tragic.

smores

absolutely not. they can take unaffiliated sing and dance lessons, but that's way too young for them to choose an entire life course for themselves. especially one that's so taxing even for adults.

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omdg you actually did it legit i'm giving you 25 akorns for this

i graduated AND i got 25 akrons? thank you. i'll remember this day 4ever

heartcrusher

Professor BEYBLADE

allkpop forums 101

September 6, 2022

Strawberries: The Pseudofruit That Could

Do you consider pseudofruits fruits? I don't care if you do or not. I am writing this paragraph on strawberries regardless. Strawberries are my favorite fruit, pseudo or not. There are many reasons to enjoy strawberries. The first, of course, is the flavor. Strawberries taste refreshing and delicious. If there is a strawberry flavored version of food products that are not strawberries, it will certainly be popular. The prevalence of products such as strawberry milk, strawberry ice cream, and strawberry flavored candies are proof of the strawberry’s superior flavor. If strawberries were not the superior fruit (pseudo or not), they would not have such a plethora of other things modeled after them. The second reason is their aesthetic appeal. Strawberries simply look as good as they taste. They are a brilliant red color with a splendid green attached to them. The contrast between the radiant red and gorgeous green create a truly striking and beautiful treat. Strawberries are not always in season, but they are always “in season” looks-wise. If you want to elevate your personal appearance, I suggest holding strawberries. The strawberries are always perceived by anyone with functioning eyes as beautiful. This will create a halo effect and make you, the bestower and bringer of strawberries, appear beautiful as well. Why, I remember the very first time I saw a strawberry. It was a magnificent occasion I promised myself I would always remember in case I need to pad the word count of an impromptu long paragraph I began writing as a joke but now really would like to see to at least 500 words. I gazed upon them, and tears began to swell in my eyes. The sheer majesty of the strawberries was too much for me to handle. Even now, the mere sight of them causes me to shed tears. They are simply too pretty for this world. The third reason to enjoy strawberries is their incredible presence in pop culture. Who among us has not seen the equally beautiful and talented and other word count padding words members of Red Velvet exchange strawberries in the Feel My Rhythm music video? To get a cameo in such a production is no matter to scoff at. It is a testament to how universally beloved strawberries are. Who among us remembers the Strawberry Milk subunit of Crayon Pop? What is that? There is none among us? I am the only one? Oh. Well. Regardless, that was also a thing that existed. It is further testament to the loveliness and belovedness and amazingness and wonderfulness of strawberries. It is also indicative of the loveliness and belovedness and amazingness and wonderfulness of milk, but that is irrelevant and only being added because I would very much like to reach 500 words. In conclusion, strawberries are the best fruit that may not even be a fruit depending on whether or not you are willing to count pseudofruits. For the purpose of this paragraph, pseudofruits are fruits. I will not be arguing about it. Strawberries are superior due to their flavor, their appearance, and their pop culture trendiness. I have reached 500 words. I will not bother double spacing this. The end.

bad but memorable. preferably bad to the point of being funny. OH MY GOSH, DON’T YOU KNOW I’M A SAVAGE? makes me laugh every time

i don't like milk

"kiss me baby i'll must be stay here day by day"

it's a throwback but i remain confused to this very day

1. Tell us a bit about yourself?

it's heartcrusher, your favorite aespa fangirl.

2. Who are your current bias groups?

aespa, dreamcatcher, (g)i-dle, i'm into too many.

3. What got you into K-pop.

2ne1, about a decade ago.

4. Who are your K-pop biases?

i cannot choose.