(Poll) Official Wifey Stealers Thread

Quote from Jae-6

Yes, he's a very weird capybara...him and his anti marriage campaign

*Capybara does an ancient chant and dance that will increase the chances of your Wife being stolen from you tenfold!*

Quote from QueenMaknae27

At least give me copyright for the idea

But If I do that, you'll look like the biggest simp

Quote from QueenMaknae27

Okay then settle the copyright by at least paying me

I'll have tell you what: For every wifey stolen, except yours, 100 Akorns for you

Quote from Hyoseop

I steal them all

What are your techniques?

Quote from Hyoseop

I usually just do this:

But those looks won't even get you with the old lady that works at the laundromat

Quote from QueenMaknae27

Deal! When are you trying to start it??

I shall draw up an official contract, soon!