(From The Notes of Dr. Cherry Thurgood Boy)
Why is Capybara always Mad?
- The Capybara copies what it perceives as dominate human behavior.
- The Capybara views humans as aggressive, pushing to get what they want and so the Capybara has mimicked this behavior.
- Rumor has it that the Capybara's herd was often visited by local luchadors, who cared for the herd and would play with them in a river using wrestling moves. This seemed to have had a profound effect on the baby Capybara.
- When the Capybara was a year old, it's herd was attacked by Jaguars. In defense, the Capybara fought back, utilizing several wrestling techniques, resulting in heavy damage to the Jaguars.
- This caught the attention of local animal activists groups and scientists.
- It was determined that the Capybara's violent reaction could possibly throw off the local ecosystems and so actions were taken to have it removed from its habitat......
How Old is The Capybara?
- The Capybara was born February 2017 in Sao Paulo, Brazil.
- It is 4 years old, Male.
Explaining This Capybara's Unique Abilities
- According to the locals, this Capybara was a member of a herd located near a Finca ran by a drug lord, who was a former professional wrestler.
- Apparently, this drug lord had a deal with the neighboring government science division.
- The Brazilian Government would overlook illegal operations in return for the drug lord to supply both test sites and test subjects for various, forbidden experiments.
- The Capybara became test subject 0060.
- The particular incident regarding the Capybara's "special ability" took place during a hunting exercise that monitored the fight or flight instincts of the test subjects.
- The Capybara was struck by a unique arrow, possibly of Egyptian origin.
- Rather than succumb to its wounds, the Capybara was not only alive but also started to react quicker to human communication.
- Days later, its enclosure was surrounded by many different species of animals.
- It was soon discovered that the Capybara had developed a telepathic connection to other animals, with familiarity being especially strong depending how close a species was to the Rodent family tree.
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