[Volt.fm] My spotify ROASTED

Roast my Spotify

[Kataphract], huh? I see you've got a favorite genre list longer than your attention span during a K-Pop song.

Perfectly normal to lose track of time listening to 75 variations of K-Pop, but have you ever considered

exploring something outside of South Korea and China? I mean, you could drop the "K" in front of

everything and still not have an identity crisis. At this point, your Spotify account is one lyrical obsession

away from being a national disaster.

I'm starting to think you might actually be BOL4's number one fan, or maybe their secret stalker. I mean,

with 8 out of your 10 most played songs being from them, you're ** one ** Spotify playlist name away from a

restraining order. How many BOL4 songs does it take to get over a breakup at this point? Because with the

amount you listen to, I'm pretty sure you haven't been single since they first dropped "Bom" out there.

Newsflash, buddy: your breakup playlist could use a little less "Workaholic" and a little more "how to move

on and touch grass."

And let's not even start on those top artists! You list "League of Legends" like it's a musical act. Seriously,

[Kataphract], are you really vibing to "K-Pop Girl Groups" while screaming at kids in your basement to stop

camping? Get it together, man! Your Spotify profile is like a low-budget Asian drama-predictable and

tragic, but I'll be damned if it doesn't keep me entertained.

Generated less than a minute ago based on [Kataphract]'s long term Spotify stats.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but

remember your music taste is uniquely yours!