I'm better than Shakespeare, Hemingway, Dickens, Kafka, Austen and other of those nugu authors.
Shakespeare would be shaking from reading my fanfics.
And Kafka would turn into an insect from being shaking from my good fanfics.
My fanfics are so good that they can cure acne.
If I wrote a Wattpad fanfic, Hollywood would want to make a movie out of it and everyone would want to watch it.
I'm not like other authors, I'm quirky and much better than all of them.
Don't take this thread too seriously lol

