Posts by joyride
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LEGENDYEOL
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the way you care so much about his screen time gives me the feeling that you are really up to date with all of his activities
and the fact that you care so much about him that you even give him a job as your own personal driver I think the case is clear here
you and miss fluff need to quit perpetuating these fallacies of yours there is nothing going on between dingdong and i
the only "crime" i'm guilty of here is that of being a thoughtful employer (and a casual music video streamer)
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i talked about your sugar daddy shindong and you know it , don't play innocent with me girlie
no need to be shy, stand tall and be proud of your man
I can't stand ben
Bill is a wild one isnt he, wasn't he friends with Epstein?
Russian men are wild, time to for a religious woman like you to tame the big bad bear<3
dingdong works for me as my driver; there's nothing else there you and miss fluff are truly out here tarnishing sherlock holmes and watson's brand with your questionable investigative tactics and meandering assumptions
he's a trainwreck, tbh i admire him as an actor and a director, but i despised the way he ended things with my queen, ms. jennifer garner < / 3 the good sis deserved better.
if he was, then i think it's about time that i find myself a new billionaire to
scamshower with my love 😻😻i've always loved a challenge, yes ,,, ugh, vladdy, baby, i'm coming home
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So you also keep up with how much screen time he gets in suju mvs 2x (3) (1)t.gif
FrostyMaple this might be more serious than what we estimated
shindong is my driver and my driver ONLY stop trying to dig into things, miss fluff, because you will only come up empty-handed
and for the record, bambi has grown on me TREMENDOUSLY over the course of the last few weeks so much so that i am now fine with it being on my and miss maple's wedding playlist
wait, what? i'm not getting either of those options when i select a quote
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You shouldn't have brought him in convo at all sksnsksk
i was just trying to give him a chance to shine in his role as my driver god knows he got more acknowledgement here than in super junior's music videos
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I can't stand you
love you, too, queen 😻😻
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joyride i saw this post and i was like why is joy twerking to teumes CHILDREN in her sig Screenshot_20210524-185923_Chrome.jpg
We shoudl work on separating them quotes!
PLEASEDJDJD why do y'all always assume the WORST, lmfaoo?
no, bc i have been struggling to figure out how to do that for a decade now i'd appreciate a quick tutorial immensely, bestie
AIGHT LET ME FIX AND MAKE IT A LIMO DRIVER
as you SHOULD
SCREAMING what's with that emote
What did Bill teach you?
wouldn't you like to know, miss maple?
you must really love him looking at how often you already mentioned him
my lips are sealed
the only person i've ever confessed my love to was my BEWITCHING ex, warren buffett 🤫🤫
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oh thats a new emote
do feel free to use it, miss girl there's a lot more where that came from
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describe charli in one word
iconic.
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the fact that you even have it is
i have a PLETHORA of similar reaction icons at my disposal, and what about it?
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sis you posting that emote is the very reason I gave u that compliment
PLEASEDHDHD, this is the first time i've posted that on here
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I knew you had taste sometimes sis
"sometimes" i- lmfaoo miss me with that backhanded compliment, miss teume
as king should
omg, bestie, your SIG lorde have MERCY
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messiahyun SCALPING me with that gaze of his
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I know
I wanted to say something but that wouldn't be very kids friendly
The good sis is literally glowing while speaking about him
not the two people i love the most on here ganging up on me
the LEVEL of shadiness - just bc i said shindong was my chauffeur I CANNOT, LMFAOOO
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KAIRIAH CAREY, OMG
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hes got better taste like i expected
bill is EXTRAORDINARILY tasteful, yes it's one of his redeeming qualities
yes we need proof, her mentioning him out of nowhere is sus
i've been stanning for bill since he dropped windows server 2003 🥱 where you been, girlie?
Ikr like shes used to riding his bus on the daily
LMFAOOO, STOPSJSJ, ben can never win, can he?
but nah, he just liked one of the thirst traps i sent him on snapchat, and then forwarded me a plane ticket it was as simple as that, really
SCREAMING I want to say something but
PLSS GET YOUR HEAD OUTTA THE GUTTER, MISS GIRL
I think you went to bill gates mansion but couldn't get past the iron gates so you settled for his bus driver who was kinda kind enough not to report you after he saw you trying to climb over them
I support social climbing phenomenon. Maybe you will get to bill if he can out live queen lizzy that is
WHERE DID THE BUS DRIVER COME FROM- I'M QUACKING, OMGDHDHD & not mf queen elizabeth of all people making an appearance in this sensationalized crack fic
I'm pretty sure he likes his bear more
you always say you want a real man, and look here is one. A Man who even tamed a wild bear, seems like a good match for you
4k quality oof, you can see every skin particle
don't you remember that miss, you showed me your folder with pics of him and on every pic there was either vladdy with a diamond or heart written
you know me too well, girlie i do love men who are good with their hands
ugh, look at the way the sun is shining on the two strands of hair on his head an angel, if i've ever seen one
ofc, ofc < 3 i low-key miss him, omg but we're just too different, it would never work
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i do have quite the extensive vocabulary, don't i?
i am HONOURED that you expanded your bestie bracket to include me, though, miss fluff i will inform god of your generous spirit when i pray to him before i have breakfast this fine morning
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Its really a mess here
I am safe at home and we have full lockdown here and cases are dropping in my district..hoping it will get better in 2 months
omg, stay safe, queen < 3
what is this fiasco you speak of, miss fluff? we are two consenting adults in a transactional relationship - that's all this is
we've been talking on snapchat, so unfortunately, i have nothing to present you're just going to have to place your trust in me, bestie