I want to buy all the 50 states.
Nah, I won't buy Alaska nor Hawaii.
Hawaii can buy itself.
And Alaska looks Canadian, so I'm giving it to Canada, I guess.
The official language is going to be replaced by Danish and Greenlandic.
The national anthem is going to be replaced with this:
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I'll replace McDonalds with fruit and vegetable stores.
And I'll kick out all the Americans who hate pineapple pizza and send them to Italy.
And I will become the president.
Just kidding, I'm too broke for that.
